Hello and fuck you! Boobaboobaboobachoo. I’m just kidding! I’m sitting in a computer lab at HCC because I have no car. Yesterday, I wanted a cigarette, so I chased a girl and yelled, “hey pretty girl!” and she gave me a cigarette. A fellow classmate of mine named Demetrie brought up marijuana so we ended up smoking in her car. I was so high, that I gave horrible directions and Melissa ended up in Silver Spring. I said, “take a U turn!” and then the car to her left smashed into her left door. Now I feel so bad about this.
I figured it was ironic that we got in a car accident after being in a class discussing life changing events. I also think it’s a bit ironic that the accident might’ve appeared on the internet and might’ve been televised when I’m just starting 1984. Though that’s not really Big Brother but, whateva.
So I am going to enjoi my hottest hallucinations and type another weird story for Lexy to read! Goodbye readers! Whoever you are, bless your buttons.
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